Joke of the Day! A gorilla walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “How about
Joke a scotch on ice.” So the bartender makes up the drink and slides it across the counter. The gorilla takes a swig and leaves $20. When the bartender is getting change, he says to himself, “This is a gorilla, what does he know about money,” and returns .50¢ to the gorilla. As the bartender is washing glasses he notices the gorilla staring at him. He gets nervous and goes over to make small talk. The bartender says, “Don’t see many gorillas around in bars.” The gorilla stares right at him and responds, “Well, when drinks are $19.50 I can’t believe anyone comes around here.”
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